Whole30: Day 1

Well, it’s the end of day one!

So far so good. But its really just one day, right? I can only compare this to a deer in the woods. They think they’re in the clear….they’ve spotted a watering hole…and Boom! They’re dead. Maybe thats a little dramatic but A. I’m carnivorous right now so dark thoughts are bound to cross and B. My body literally has no idea what hit it yet haha

I had to work a 12-9 today, so my food schedule was all messed up with breaks and whatnot. I ended up not having a big dinner cause I wasn’t starving, so I just had a few snacks. I know we aren’t really supposed to snack, so I’m trying to curb the urge.

So last night I went out and bought groceries…Knew it would be tough, but I didn’t realize how much processed crap we really eat. It forced me to check out the labels on like everything. No MSG. No Sulfites. No Soy Lecithin. Things I learned…1. Almond butter and Peanut butter must have either a restraining order against each other or had a bad falling out because they were on opposite sides of the damn supermarket. I felt like I was chasing a pot of gold or something. 2. Almond meal and coconut products are effing expensive…my wallet is still crying. 3. This exists. Spent 2 minutes googling it, apparently it’s from a cactus?? Not sure if I trust it yet…

Anyways, after some supermarket prancercizing with “Blurred Lines” blaring in my headphones- I loaded up on bacon, flank steak, ground turkey meat, chicken, chicken sausage, turkey sausage, and 1/2 a lb of deli turkey meat, I felt a little like this….


Seriously. (But I didn’t get rabbit. Until next time, Thumper 😉

The other plus today was that I was actually able to get my friend Kevin and his sister and her boyfriend to do it with me without much convincing. It will be nice having some others to complain with 🙂

Alright. I’m too sleepy to put out anything sassier today. Plus I know this blog is really just here for me to track my shit.



I’m gonna try and post the food I’ve been eating to track on this blog…I promise the meals will get more creative!


  • 2 eggs, with peppers and spinach, salt and pepper cooked in coconut oil
  • 3 strips bacon (extra crispy, yo!)
  • A tablespoon of Almond Butter
  • 3 slices of deli turkey

Midday snack

  • Apple
  • 4 carrot sticks
  • 1 tablespoon almond butter

Lunch/Dinner pretty much…

  • Angus burger with caramelized onions
  • grilled veggies (broccoli, zucchini, carrot, tomato)
  • small salad lightly dressed with vinaigrette

Dinner (this was a little wack, sorry)

  • Apple
  • Tablespoon Almond Butter
  • 3 slices turkey meat

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